Eli Manning

A football guy whose secretly gay

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning

by Buffytheheteroslayer January 17, 2018

Man Wallet

Seeing Previous Definitions for "Vagina" One was Ham Wallet. So Man Wallet is that Of a Man or Woman who are Uncertain of What Lies below. Not being Able to See your "Down there" you must Assume you are the Proud owner of a Man Wallet. Sort of an Either Or.

"My oh My Cad. What a Nice Man Wallet you Have"

Or

"Cad uses it's Man Wallet to Lure in Unsuspecting Girls Or Guys"

by ThatOnePerson1121 March 5, 2010

Pac-man

An adjective indicating the general awesomeness of a particular situation or thing.

"Man, that girl's ass is so pac-man."

"Dude, did you see that kid trip over his crutches? Pac-man, man."

by Pac Man Man September 12, 2009

Bisexual man

A guy who is in denial about his sexuality

I met a bisexual man but of course he was just a liar

by dole merchant January 12, 2023

big man ting

big man ting is a big man does a ting a small man cant do. perioddddd

''oi wagwarn big man ting buss me some loud still''
''oi timothy fam dont ask big man questions ill shank ur dad''

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Every mans fantasy

Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of capri sun, 3 jimmy fucking faggots, and one 4 year grandpa named jimmity jackhammer jerry.

Every mans fantasy is what your whore of a mother does with me every saturday night.

by Cock lover January 11, 2009

dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

by john gallione December 9, 2008