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fuckin mad shit

to be the best, mad cunt extraordinaire, the fuckin juice. It is the ultimate of goodness. Saying that something is the best ever.
Jason: "Nick, you're fuckin mad shit"
Nick: "Cheers man"
by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008
mugGet the fuckin mad shitmug.

Shit A Wicker Chicken

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.
a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!
by Shiggity Shizzam February 28, 2020
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Shit-Log Sheriff

One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.
Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.
by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011
mugGet the Shit-Log Sheriffmug.

O-Shit Face

The priceless facial expression and body movement accompanied by an innocent retail shopper before they exit a store with their paid merchandise, only to be rudely and obnoxiously stopped by the store's alarm which probably only sounded because they had half paper clip in their back pants pocket. Also known as the O-Shit Face.
Sally was just leaving the store when she triggered the store's alarm. She immediately dropped her bags and the baby, mouthing "Oh shit". She also pee'd a little bit.

The clerks along with every customer in the store laughed at her as she slowly turned around, revealing her O-Shit Face.
by improblynaked June 20, 2009
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shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.
That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!
by Sargenitals July 5, 2018
mugGet the shit his socksmug.

tapping my shit

irritating or aggravating one another. Being annoying and working someone's nerves
The teacher is always tapping my shit when he assigns homework over the weekend.
by @tapping August 31, 2016
mugGet the tapping my shitmug.

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