Cock jockey

A douche bag at work that usually makes a weird comment with a slight gay undertone to it

Your always saying gay shit joe your such a cock jockey

by Alcoli2392 December 16, 2015

Cock Jockey

Another word for a prostitute

Bro yesterday Sarah wasn't home so I hired a Cock Jockey

by JacksFilmjs August 22, 2017

cock jockey

when a straight man simps for another man purely because hes popular.

jack coffey is a cock jockey fam
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by james purdy October 30, 2020

Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

by Johnny Cockboy October 25, 2017

Cock Flap

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.

Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.

by dosel February 14, 2023

Krispy cock

Someone who decides to put Krispy Kreme donuts on his cock, and procede to show all of his friends

Yo, krispy cock, were you harder when you put donuts on your cock or when you smashed Olivia?

by Dpock March 30, 2018

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020