Broke neck syndrome

When you sleep in a position that makes your neck hurt or partially immobile the next day.

God i hate these old pillows, every morning i wake up with broke neck syndrome.

by Robo2004 November 3, 2021

Cozain Syndrome

When the eyes look very red as opposed to the normal white coloring of the eyeball.

Dude, do you have the cozain syndrome? Your eyes are lookin really red.

by caillou.lover November 26, 2020

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

Big stick syndrome

A moment of bliss where you find a big or really big stick and decide to take it

Person 1: Dude on my way home I got hit with the biggest dose of Big stick syndrome
Person 2: Sounds crazy could I see???
Person 1: Yea (super tubular way cool picture of a Big stick)
Person 2: Wow if only I was that lucky :(

by I eat dirt8258 July 28, 2025

Texas A&M Syndrome

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.

This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.

by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023

Flobby Penis Syndrome

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016

Post-Pump-Syndrome

PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.

“I’ve only just finished working out and i’m getting Post-Pump-Syndrome already.”

by Azyzz Shavershian September 3, 2021