Smelly Balls

A term used by the person who does the laundry when they can't remember what the fabric softener Downy Unstoppables is called.

Honey, can you buy some smelly balls? We are out and I have to do the laundry this weekend.

by cornmesser June 10, 2021

Balls

A monotone expression of approval, used in place of words such as "nice" or "sweet".

Him: "Hey babe, we're having tacos tonight"

Her: "Balls."

by Perstephonie June 15, 2021

Disco balls

When a male puts reflective glass on his balls, and his wife shines a flashlight on them— he then continues to wiggle them for a disco party in her face.

Hey honey, later tonight were going to have a party with my balls... or should i say... my disco balls.

by Wonderlustbitch June 15, 2021

Whiffle-Ball

A combination of marijuana (weed) & caffeine.

A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.

by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021

spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

Ball Down Machine

An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.

Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly

by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021