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Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013
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Drop kick ball

A word so disgusting it cannot be said near a group of humans. The meaning is so vile that a proper definition cannot be gave.
Hey my boyfriend really annoyed me last night, so i did drop kick ball on him
by Wordmak3r June 5, 2022
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balls

balls
by lol 😩🤚🤚 November 17, 2022
mugGet the ballsmug.

joe balls

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*
by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021
mugGet the joe ballsmug.

ball nafer

Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)
Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"
by SalsaDaddy May 24, 2018
mugGet the ball nafermug.

International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh
by deebsmo November 22, 2021
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balls obama

balls obama is my king. balls obama is the best.
person 1: “wow balls obama sucks!”
person 2: “no”
person 2 kills person 1 because person 1 is wrong.
by ballsobamalover27 November 26, 2024
mugGet the balls obamamug.

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