how i met your mother

A hilarious show involving five unique characters:

Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.

Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.

Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.

Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.

Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.

Scene From How I Met Your Mother:

Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.

by Tom Bensley October 3, 2007

your adding oil to the fire

Your making the situation worse

Joesph- NO!! were not having a dance
Kristin- Ok i'll bring cups and decorations!

Lauren- Your adding oil to the fire

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

get that dirt off your shoulder

Shaking them haters off. In other words it means to brush off negative energy of statements made about you.

Brandon hates on me all day. Man I gotta get all this dirt of my shoulder.

by Nikky March 1, 2004

I'll grab your crotch

One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.

Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!

by Jesus4Brains October 29, 2007

Has somebody tickled your peach?

this means when somebody has got on the wrong side of you, or pissed you off

'hey how are you'

'dont talk to me'
'has somebody tickled your peach?'

by charl j February 15, 2014

your heart pumps kool-aid

Someone who has no backbone no courage no heart and avoids Conflict at all cost

You ain't going to do nothing to me your heart pumps Kool-Aid

by Clifton Roybal DOC 122011 May 14, 2016

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

by That Dude, Bro April 26, 2014