I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

by geroldf October 23, 2009

bit off more than I could chew

To try to do more than you are able to do.

I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

by xulapa October 1, 2014

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

i love you with every fiber in my body

It means this girl/boy really truly loves you with every thing in them down to the last atom and molecule. Most people who say it are truly in love.

"I love you with every fiber in my body"

I loved him with every fiber in my body

by XxDefintion_MasterXx August 10, 2017

I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends

This... This is just straight facts from god

- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly

by 3lsda November 3, 2020

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022