International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

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In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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Ball Powderer

(noun) Person or people who are overly sensitive to their inferiors or direct employees feelings and goes above and beyond to baby or provide as much help and cheerleading as humanly possible. Doing so much to help the person and baby them, they even go as far to apply powder on said persons balls. One who is an enabler of people who think they are doing the most difficult task in the world.

"Damn, Tom's such a ball Powderer, he would never tell someone to stop playing video games on the clock"

" Lineman coach is such a ball Powderer, he's not making them do sprints tonight"

by Yolosaurus July 9, 2019

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Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

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