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Shit titty fucker

An extremly fun phrase to say. It can be used in many ways as it does not have a real definition. It can be something you call someone, or just a random exclamation.
1) a. Hey there Shit Titty Fucker!
b. Ahh! You're such a Shit Titty Fucker

2) a. (gets hit) Ow! Shit titty fucker!!!
by JamalJJames March 3, 2011
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Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.
That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!
by lintzokurr October 16, 2019
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Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....
I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.
by The Tucker September 17, 2015
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shit town shuffle

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle
by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 31, 2017
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half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)
Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.
by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014
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Hammered Dog Shit

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
by Mrcrackofdawn August 24, 2017
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Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or persons actions of constantly posting or uploading of a single repetitive topic, idea, event, etc.
We understand you went to Coachella, you need to Stop Posting This Shit
by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018
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