The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

sack of balls

It's called ''nuttsack''.

Guy-1: ''Wow my sack of balls is really itchy!''
Guy-2: ''Yeah they do that.''

by MisterMuslim February 5, 2018

grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, people like Thomas Jefferson, John Locke and Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma November 12, 2013

balls

sphere

balls

by iHateBalls April 28, 2022

Magnet Ball

A term for basketball scenarios where a team (typically the opposing team of the speaker) make most, if not all, of their shots, this term can be used whenever the opposing team in question starts to make their jump-shots after having terrible shooting splits or whenever they make so many jump-shots it becomes unreal.
These shots only include shots that occur with a jump-shot, such as a mid-range, fadeaway, or three-pointers.

Timberwolves Fan: "Bro, the Denver Nuggets are playing Magnet Ball right now.."

by psudonyms May 6, 2024

Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.

My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls

by Professor25 September 17, 2018

Black Nigga Ball syndrome

The cancer of being diagnosed with extremely black nuts of a black man

Ben: Hey bill I got sad news.
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?

by black nigga ball syndrome August 20, 2022