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Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.
by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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numbnuts syndrome

the action of grabbing somebody’s testicles and twisting them until they are numb and change colours
“i’m gonna give you numbnuts syndrome if you don’t stop.”
by (EMS) November 24, 2021
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Bennett Syndrome

"Bennett syndrome" is described as a condition where an individual, referred to as a "Bennet," exhibits intense fixation or obsession on a specific subject or activity for a few days, followed by a subsequent period of mental and physical exhaustion, which is referred to as "crashing."

It is claimed that bennett syndrome combines elements of Asperger's syndrome and ADHD. Furthermore, the concept of "Bennetism" is introduced as a supposed phenomenon that amplifies these fixations or obsessions by tenfold when the individual is in their natural or "wild" environment.
by touchit2 May 17, 2023
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40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
by 40 year old May 17, 2023
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Blue car syndrome

Blue Car Syndrome, Also known as Frequency Illusion, or Baader-Meinhof phenomenon; Occurs when a new idea or object (like a blue car) is brought to your attention, that thing or idea will then abruptly begin appearing more often in your life, almost as if by coincidence.

Usually this is your mind noticing a new pattern which it previously ignored, in favor of information you were already aware of.
"I learned this new word, then the characters in all my favorite shows started saying it. Weird, but probably Blue Car Syndrome"

"I bought an old used Toyota, and now I see the same year and model everywhere I go! Definitely have Blue Car Syndrome"
by BujuBoru May 18, 2023
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