show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis

Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021

Blow me

A common insult thrown at people by Bostonians. This can be used both as a term of endearment, or a backhanded comment to go fuck yourself. Often times the latter, rarely the former.

“Hey how’s your mum doing? Rocked her world last night”

“Yeah Jeff? Blow me loser”

by John from Southie October 9, 2022

me

a fucking joke

kill me

by averagewarcriminal February 15, 2022

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.

Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Sup baby take me out to dinner

Ayoo

Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner

by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018