Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

Bumfizzle me caliwargle

An alternative for “Shiver me Timbers”
Use this when ALL your Timbers have been Shivered already

Person 1: boo
Person 2: BUMFIZZLE ME CALIWARGLE I HAVE NO TIMBERS TO SHIVER

by Boggle Nilsson May 12, 2022

Restaurants Near Me.

Restaurants Near Me are restaurants near your geographical location. Example of Restaurants Near Me blog;
toplisting.site

Restaurants Near your location. toplisting.site is a site dedicated to restaurants near me.

by ooscarjames May 12, 2022

Me

That's what I am duh

Me is the best

by Nezuukuuu May 12, 2022

pick me

a male/female that is desperate to get the opposites gender approval/validation. they go out of their way to announce they are different then the opposite gender.

Vianna: Yeah, I like baby blue and pink!
Kaylee: Bruh you like pink? Its so girly. I like blue cuz im sort of a boy.
Vianna: She’s such a pick me

by laladoobedoo May 13, 2022

Ozi ye me

When you get a little silly and goofy, kinda like having a stroke.

Terry is having an ozi ye me!

by Jasontoddisyummy September 14, 2022

King Me

A homosexual sex act in which one male pulls out after ejaculating in another males ass and uses the tip of his penis to draw a crown around their asshole.

“Daddy, I really want you to king me.”

by 45lovesthecrown September 14, 2022