Ball Knower

Someone who is knowledgeable and/or pertains an expertise in a known/ relevant topic.

Wow did you hear she prefers Sonic over Subway? Yeah man she’s a ball knower.

by Jimothy Corona December 1, 2023

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

mingus balls

balls

omg its mingus balls

by eraphines April 11, 2022

Balls

A pair of dangling, bulbous objects just below the males pecker. Other than the cock, the balls are the most funnest things to play around with during morning, afternoon or evening. Men are able to play with their balls all day and night as you are unable to suffer from boredom during your play time. Balls can also be licked, sucked or played with by women during sex.

“Allan’s balls were licked by Lucy during oral sex”
“Dave played with his balls after fingering his bum the day before”

by BigManSteve August 6, 2021

cock and ball torture

A form of sexual activity including the torture of the cock and left nut. Very high risk, and very low reward.

-I heard Jimmy did cock and ball torture yesterday!
-Damn he's stupid.

by fortniteballsallinyourface December 11, 2024

Blood balls

When you itch your balls (testicles) so much they turn bloody making them blood balls

I itched my nuts so hard they turned into blood balls

by Pee gumballs December 9, 2025

Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

by Pauldylan January 8, 2013