my ex boyfriend who is still in love with me sent me a ham filled with love that still remains ~ love ham
by morganchelz7889 December 21, 2019
Get the love hammug. by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015
Get the lick of lovemug. I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 8, 2024
Get the Shrek is Love Shrek is Lifemug. by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019
Get the Lovemug. My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.
by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018
Get the love smudgemug. When you love someone so much knowing they'll never return that love for you. You love that person so unconditionally that you don't care how they treat you. The person you love knows it. The person loves only the power he/she has over you. The person toys with you because he/she knows how easy it is to get you. The moment you get enough power to let go, the person pulls you back in.
by CallMeMaybe3435 June 3, 2021
Get the Love Fuckedmug. Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.
Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the Love is blindmug.