Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration
Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath
by Donkey oak October 12, 2017
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Finney cock

The smallest type of cock, often referred to as an “ invisi-Willy” (in-viz-ee-will-ee)
“I wanted to suck it, but he had an actual Finney cock!”

Ewww, a micro penis makes those things look like a bbc
by Peter Peterson January 08, 2021
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Guacing Cock

1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.
1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"

2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.

Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.
by Ligmacorp April 15, 2021
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cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.
That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.
by Jerkphone December 16, 2020
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cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.
That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.
by Jerkphone December 16, 2020
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 05, 2022
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Columbian Cock Rush

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...

She won't but, its whatever your in to...
Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush
by WTFuckisthis February 13, 2011
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