Poppy cock

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..

Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!

by JENNIFER JETT December 05, 2022

Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it

Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin

by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024

upper cock

When the guy gets the girl in the mouth with his hammer

I upper cocked my girl last night

by KrissyKirby96 September 09, 2022

cock glue

semen

She wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I filled her mouth with cock glue.

by iL0VEbeer May 30, 2024

alligator cock

An alligator who has a giant penis.

I love alligator cock

by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021

Cock Smith

A 5’2 twink from Arkansas who has an unhealthy obsession with Lana Del Rey and men.

“Did you see that twink on the news who went crazy and killed all of his exes?!”
Oh, you mean Cock Smith?

by Cocksmiththefirst December 31, 2021

monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024