win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
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Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.
by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 17, 2021
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Chananchida win my heart

Chananchida win my heart
Chananchida win my heart
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nay myo win

Girl: omg he's such a chad and such a nay myo win !! <333
by asruby September 27, 2022
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win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing
The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.
by Mushroomtattoo April 23, 2018
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Perfect Duo Win

A win in which both members score and assist each other's goals, resulting in a 2-0 win
"And with that perfect duo win they take the best of 3"
by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ February 08, 2021
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IronPVM Wins Again

A term used when a member of IronPVM wins a battle.
IronPVM Wins Again! Omens, Solo Rax, and Reddit never stood a chance!
by TheUnknowns October 15, 2020
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