Whale Porn Enthusiast

Someone who watches whale or other aquatic animals perform sexual acts.

Jake loves going to the aquarium, he must be a Whale Porn Enthusiast.

by ILikeGoldDragons April 6, 2017

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.

Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.

by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022

Ur moms a whale

Ur moms a whale means when u call a girls mom a fat person saying ur moms a whale!

Hey ms y, ur moms a whale! Said Miguel.

by BKsmooooth October 17, 2019

the Great Orange Whale

A popular nickname for that sinking ship of a sad sack person, Donald J. Trump.

Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

Fight the Brown Whale

To take the most Earth shattering dump..................it literally takes the life out of you.

Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!

by carlipet September 23, 2009

Fail Whale Hunting

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.

Lets go Fail Whale Hunting, mate!

by Gagameup July 25, 2010