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Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
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Wanker

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"
by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019
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Wanker

He’s such a wanker
by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018
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Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered
Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM
GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS
by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018
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wanker

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.
Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!
by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021
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