someone (usually a women) who is hella boring in and out of the bedroom they have a super virgin goodey two shoe type of vibe they remind you of rye bread, they don't put out they don't flirt their virgin ears usually don't like to hear what is being said they don't ride they don't suck dick and of you do end up sleeping with them they just star fish they never have had a 3 sum and they are lame ASF to be around and kill the vibe most of the time they are a fucking drag no one fucks with anyone who is vanilla, it's usually a faze something you grow out of
Tammy: hell nah are you fucking kidding me why tf would I wanna back to Becky's that bitch is s bird and all her friends are slutty, I'm tired I wanna go to bed
Brock: holy fuck you know what I'm tired of this go pop your cherry and then come talk to us you're hella vanilla the only thing you know how to suck is the fun out of the party bitch bye Felisha!!!
Trish: no doubt we will see you when you aren't on you're Virgin Mary shit
Brock: holy fuck you know what I'm tired of this go pop your cherry and then come talk to us you're hella vanilla the only thing you know how to suck is the fun out of the party bitch bye Felisha!!!
Trish: no doubt we will see you when you aren't on you're Virgin Mary shit
by XyloZeem January 17, 2026
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Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
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I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
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Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
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I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
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Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
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