two fingers up

means u are loyal to 1 woman

two fingers up: means that u love just one girl 4l

by jele22 August 1, 2022

two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

by twofistdick September 3, 2012

maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

by Honeybunch September 15, 2008

Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.

"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"

by the_caretaker June 9, 2005

Two Dollar Hooker

Cheap-ass and ugly hooker, even worse then a slut.

I'm bored, let's pick up a two dollar hooker and have a good time.

by Frizzy112 March 13, 2011

two-call system

The method used by an escort booking agency to ensure maximum utilization of their resources. The objective is have the next customer available on site to ensure minimum down time, but at the same time ensure the previous customer has left and the girl has had a chance to clean up before her next "date".

The first call will provide general location information (such as the name of a hotel) while the second call (which occurs after arrival at the location) will provide more detailed information such as a room number.

After making an appointment with the agency, it was a standard two-call system to get to the girl's room.

by daed November 2, 2011

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.

my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

by Rocky.L August 19, 2008