The Tristan Song 

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

The Tristan Song by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

dirty triston 

When you let your girl peg you while she is dressed as Mickey mouse

Jayden asked if we could try the dirty Triston next time we go to Disney world

dirty triston by Lds69 December 13, 2024

The tristan nipple 

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

The tristan nipple by Steeevee April 9, 2025

papa de tristan 

he left

papa de tristan is leaving because there is no more milk

papa de tristan by lepapadetristanestpasla June 16, 2022

Hug a Tristan Day 

January 21st

The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.

"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."

Hug a Tristan Day by Highly Reliable Source January 21, 2023

mina and tristan 

Mina and Tristan are the ultimate duo. Scarily similar, deeply in love with one another and cute asf. Mina loves Tristan and Tristan loves Mina. Thats why it works so well. Everyone wants to have a love like theirs because it's so iconic. They never want to lose each other EVER and hopefully never will, slay <3

Person 1: Hey is that Mina and Tristan?
Person 2: Yeah, omg they are SO cute together, I wish I was like them *sigh*

mina and tristan by minalikescake April 14, 2023

Mansirat and Tristan 

Mansirat and Tristan are really zesty and they are the people to kiss in the gas station bathroom. If you guys are dating BREAK UP

Mansirat and Tristan are ZESTY

Mansirat and Tristan by RianBadussyiscool December 13, 2023