Spanish Tongue Twister

1. Blow Job

Clergham:

"Try it and I will do a Spanish tongue twister of your choosing"

Chucky:

"Heh, Is Asti getting a blowie? "

by Astii February 18, 2013

Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.

"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."

by Casemonster June 19, 2013

tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

by mcdede March 5, 2014

tongue slaughtering

chewing out or tongue lashing

My supervisor gave me a real tongue slaughtering today

by TonyaL25 March 10, 2014

chow tongue

When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)

" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."

by Big Louie FatFingers Ham Hands March 15, 2014

tongue dance

The art of moving your tongue continuously across the vagina in a dancing fashion.

Instead of tango lessons, we decided to take up tongue dance lessons

by Stinch trench April 22, 2014

turd tongue

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.

Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!

by red dread May 16, 2014