Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 February 23, 2016

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Fancy Toast

Circular or square toast that is made in a grid pattern, most commonly made with buttermilk; waffles.

Hey Tom, want some waffles?

Those arent waffles, those are fancy toast!

by Tri 69 October 20, 2017

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Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

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Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

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A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity May 30, 2011

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1. When a burn victim hikes up her melted-on yoga pants

2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)

“Damn that burnt bitch with a camel toast is eating some camel toast” - Moses

by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023

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A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.

“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”

by cockmcstuffins May 05, 2021

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