Pork possum lover

When a black man shits on a black woman for a white woman's validation and acceptance to show they are greater than the average man

“Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”

by Wavsyet January 11, 2021

Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021

Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

Pork Soufflé

When a female performs oral on a male with a mouthful of chewed up food.

She a freak and give him a pork soufflé.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

Pork-shaming

Making a non-muslim person feel bad for eating pork meat.

Thomas: *prepares pork cutlet in the kitchen*
Shamekh: "Eating haram filth again, i see." - he is pork-shaming Thomas.

by antrakinon June 20, 2023

pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.

I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!

by Dr. DA July 10, 2024