The female version of a cock blocker. When a female is talking to a guy and another female steps up and ruins her chances for her.
Jill toataly had that guy into her until drunk Sue came up and pussy prevented her. She's a pussy preventor!
by Glennzigx December 14, 2016
When two dicks crush a pussy at the same time, thus each cock is surrounded by vag on three sides and tubesteak on the fourth side.
Bart: yo, we turned that Beatrice's gash into a real pussy peninsula last night!
Jeffrey: fuh sho, brah! We gots to do that shit again....alone
Bart: werd
Jeffrey: fuh sho, brah! We gots to do that shit again....alone
Bart: werd
by SkillMarson October 21, 2017
When a girl puts skittles, beads, and/or any other combination of color items in her pussy then follows that with a glass dildo which her partner looks through.
Did you hear that Ryan's girlfriend has a Kaleidoscope Pussy? He was all like "Shapes and colors!" when he saw it.
by Goothus Toofus December 29, 2022
by my dick fell off09 January 26, 2019
by Thecdone February 28, 2019
Girl with wheels, usually older than you, who picks you up and drops you off in exchange for sex. Possibly, but not necessarily, your boo.
Example 1:
Employee: "Hey boss, I would love to stay and talk about this project a little longer, but my pussy taxi is here".
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Example 2:
Guy1: "Stuck at dinner with the 'rents - so can't pick you up at the airport like I said I would."
Guy2: "No worries. I'm dial my pussy taxi."
Employee: "Hey boss, I would love to stay and talk about this project a little longer, but my pussy taxi is here".
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Example 2:
Guy1: "Stuck at dinner with the 'rents - so can't pick you up at the airport like I said I would."
Guy2: "No worries. I'm dial my pussy taxi."
by MakeItStopItHurts September 10, 2010
a male out at a club or bar who, at the end of the evening and failing to hook up with a woman, hangs outside of the venue and begins following unattended women harassing them in a final, pathetic attempt to get some.
My girls and I were leaving the club when these pussy cockroaches tracked us through the parking lot tryin' ta holla at us.
by midshipmanx October 21, 2010