by Cheekytot April 11, 2016
The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.
Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.
Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.
“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”
by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019
1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.
2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"
"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*
Wank urban public masturbation sex
"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*
Wank urban public masturbation sex
by BeowulfBow July 29, 2012
A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
"You're a wank packet."
by wordcount September 09, 2014
Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018
by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015