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Wank Cave

The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man
What’s on tonight
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”
by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018
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danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.
Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018
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Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
by ThyReginator November 26, 2017
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Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.
Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?
by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022
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Burn wank

When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.
I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.
by John Sextant October 11, 2021
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wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
by wordcount September 8, 2014
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Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump
After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank
by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021
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