Doc Rivers

Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.

“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”

by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Hudson river

When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow

Little billy and his friends had the best Hudson River

by RoomService November 6, 2021

The River School

A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.

1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"

by anonymous September 20, 2022

From the river to the sea

A genocidal phrase that calls for the destruction of Israel and the genocide of all of its people.

A phrase used by brainwashed cult members indoctrinated into antisemitism.

From the river to the sea, Israel is what you’ll see.

by Am yisrael chaiii February 1, 2024

Rivers Cuomo

Looks like Buddy Holly. Also the leader, 2nd guitarist, and singer for the band "Weezer".

Rivers Cuomo just killed my best friend with a shoelace

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

Qarsherskiyan Cocoa River

The Qarsherskiyan Cocoa River is a small river in Fayetteville, North Carolina, USA that flows out of Evans Lake and down the 180 feet cliffs and bottomlands into the Cape Fear River. It passes through a culvert under some train tracks and under a bridge near the Brown Jandura Mountain Bike Trail along the way to the river mouth at it's confluence with the Cape Fear River, near the Cape Fear River Trail.

The Qarsherskiyan Cocoa River has brown sediment in the water which can make it appear as flowing chocolate milk in downstream areas, while upstream it usually runs clear. It's close proximity to Qarsherskiyan Maroon Lake and Qarsherskiyan Maroon Swamp are noteworthy.

by Qarsherskiyan Elizabeth City June 2, 2025