The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
by zidredz October 20, 2010
Get the why'd you leave the keys apon the tablemug. The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006
Get the The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"mug. A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)
Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.
Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.
by DugWater March 5, 2021
Get the Turn-keymug. Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon
by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022
Get the Kei Swagstarmug. Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025
Get the House Keysmug. Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut
After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!
by Cheesey February 13, 2004
Get the chuck key holdermug. 