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why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
by zidredz October 20, 2010
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The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
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Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.
Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner
by DugWater March 5, 2021
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Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon
Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are
by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022
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House Keys

A term that refers to a nipple peircing
Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025
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chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut
After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!
by Cheesey February 13, 2004
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real key

That’s real key
by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020
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