Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.
“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED
by Skelly43 May 21, 2024
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To stand by

Phrasal verb.

To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.
An example of ''to stand by'':

For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)
"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"
by Vvespidae May 1, 2025
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