thumb shuffle

Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it

“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”

by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Knuckle Shuffling

the act of Masturbating.

Jeremy when to his room, i think he is knuckle shuffling

by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017

California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death

It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A Religious shuffle created by the urban legends "Bahaatoeima" back in 1600 B.C. representing their love for their king.

"Oh master how much i love you! -intensely does the bahaatoeima shuffle-"

by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 21, 2023

Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.

Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!

by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019