Ryan Mega

A person who never shuts the fuck up and annoys his friend.

Ryan Mega: Buy me card
Ryan Mega: Please
Ryan Mega: BUY ME CARD
Ryan Mega's Friend: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMG

by BroskiRBX June 27, 2020

mega preg

Someone that looks to be pregnant in their last months but is not.

Could also be a male with a large beer gut.

"Damn that dude looks mega preg!"

by BD2G March 28, 2014

u got mega gay

basically when your gay times even more gay

person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.

by Bobinator41 April 04, 2019

seauspuesererntelmiterm mega verse

meaning of suspiciality in reality of seven fours of spheres ointing the var of spritity unrealing a huge secret of time between forcels seals the reality oftwenty eight oath woearting times the quartrumaliytuaul cosmetasphere of time itsel.

seauspuesererntelmiterm mega verse + +46743+ ;11234; ..,/hash remane/' = four enty oath eight ole fourty six xxvvlcc

by MagicMattCooly February 04, 2023

Mega Word Switchup

Someone who uses words as different meanings at different times. These peaple will have secret or non-secret meanings to the word with different peaple.

Dude one: "Did you see Mat today! Hes such a toob!"

Dude two: "You used that new word on me earlier! What does it mean!
Dude two: "Well when im using that word on you, i mean total noob. When on Mat im referring to a tool+noob"
Dude one: I never expected for you to be a Mega Word Switchup type.

by You know that it is me July 28, 2011

Mega Titty Vibes

The feminine form of Big Dick Energy, a unique blend of love, compassion, beauty and iron will.

Bob: "Cara is a real bitch"
Jack: "No you're just annoyed because her mega titty vibes shows up your small dick energy. Man up, son."
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Jane: "You hear Ruth Bader Ginsburg died?"
Bob: "No way! :( RBG had some real MTV..."

by nevelis May 09, 2021

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 08, 2021