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Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.
by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019
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Hick Hot

When someone is wearing cowboy boots, drives a pick up truck...is at a dive bar in the sticks...but still is super hot even with stache and mullet in toe!
by starpower February 12, 2009
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Hot Joshua

The act of sticking ur dick in a fire ant hill for 15 seconds before having sex to awaken the senses and increase the feeling
I got this hot date tonight so im probably gonna do a hot Joshua later
by incognido... February 25, 2019
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Hot Seeper

A hot seeper is a really hot fart that comes out of the bum hole, usually following a microwavable dinner. Hot Seepers have the highest concentration of sulfur which promotes ridiculous reekage, and sometimes leaves brown fartstink-remnants in the underwears.
Oh man I was sitting at my cubicle after I polished off some instant spaghetti bolognaise and let a reeking hot seeper go under my desk. I definitely should have worn the black undies today.
by Langebone June 8, 2009
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Hot Armpit

When you just got fucked in the armpit, good and hard. RAW. NO LUBE.
"I Just gave that dude a crazy Hot Armpit in the bathroom."
by BIGE33 December 11, 2016
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hot nacho

Putting hot cheese on a partners butthole while they have black beans in their mouth during a 69 position while a mariachi band plays and a rooster must be present in the same room.
Would you like a hot nacho?
by Taquito slayer January 26, 2017
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analog-hot

A person on TV that appears to be hot on regular analog TV, but whose blemishes show up extremely bad on Digital TV.
I thought our local weather lady was hot until the DTV conversion...unfortunately she is only analog-hot.
by blinky42 March 29, 2009
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