Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

Cutting Grass

Smoking ganga, usually with the homies.

Mike was cutting grass behind the school lab yesterday.

"what're you doing?"
"I'm cutting grass"

by drink 8 hours of milk a day June 1, 2020

Grass

Grass is something you need to touch if you like gacha heat

Person:I love gacha heat! Me:...go touch some grass...

by Clov121212 March 2, 2022

Graped In The Grass

Graped in The Grass

(adjective)
Stomped or completely wreckt. It means owning an opponent so hard they got squashed.

Person A: You just got Graped in The Grass!
Person B: Stomped down to the core!

by songstral June 6, 2017

roll my grass

Roll my grass means to give someone a massage on their back/ass. It’s more of a sexual pleasure then an actual massage. (roll my grass)

‘Ayy, ayy, juicy lips, fattest ass
Figure like an hourglass
He comes over, hours passed
Rub my back and roll my grass
My time is tickin' boy, let's go (let's go)
He got tickets to my show
He not my main, he just a ho’
(Flo millie “pay day” ft rico nasty)

by Jaydd03 August 15, 2022

Grass

Grass is a quite poisoned type of tarantula it is most known for racist cows to eat it after an animal eats this they instantly die and there baby’s become fatherless if you do not have a pc you can touch grass but if you got a pc you might be in danger so look out my rizzlers bye.

My balls hurt because of that damn grass ITS WORST THEN MOM FINDING MY POOP SOCK

by Lolz Mafaka November 22, 2023