Synonyms: Richie, Richturd, Mr. K
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Richard has reportedly been single for five years. His exact age is 25-45 years old. He will be furious if you play christmas music before thanksgiving. Smells different when asleep.
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Richard has reportedly been single for five years. His exact age is 25-45 years old. He will be furious if you play christmas music before thanksgiving. Smells different when asleep.
im Richard Krzyzanowski and my phone got ran over by a car. at the end of the day... i like swim teams, teaching math, And running 10 miles before thanksgiving and bragging about it. If you give me a cake with nuts in it, you suffer.. thank u, next. 🤠
by TotallyNotRichardKrzyzanowski January 23, 2019
Get the Richard Krzyzanowskimug. Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.
I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
Get the Richard Huffelmanmug. The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
Get the Richard’s Ascotmug. In action when a sexually and romantically insecure and confused man (any age applicable) perversely watches and monitors a female of high social status and attractiveness. Some like to beat the meat while doing so….
Dude 1:Bro did you see Davonte richarding on Lauren’s insta last night on break.
Dude 2: yeah bro it was gross asf I heard him breathing heavy in the handicap stall…
Dude 2: yeah bro it was gross asf I heard him breathing heavy in the handicap stall…
by Maxdidsomeshit August 5, 2021
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by Fmarin 13 November 23, 2021
Get the richard gymmug. Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
Get the Richard Harold Piringtonmug. by Ian Gw September 2, 2019
Get the Richardsmug.