Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.

Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

Big shlogan exely

A chick with a dick is it a man or a women a big Fat heffa who cant decide

Wow big Shlogan exely gave me a sloppy jalopy

by Urban wanker March 18, 2019

Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...

Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’

by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021

ex

a sand nigger that runs a convenience store that smells like incense sticks

that sand nigger ex didn't give me my change back

by dylan gibsomn March 27, 2023