e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.
by zenbeer March 10, 2007
by Pixie August 02, 2003
any loser who thinks they are a rock star just because they think they are good at guitar hero or rock band
Ted:Hey, I just beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert, I am awesome hax0r
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
by Pitt5truct0r February 27, 2008
(R)eply (E)veryone (tard)
Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all."
Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all."
I can't stand it when a new system rolls out at my job. My AVP boss always spams her stupid questions to the whole company like the RE-tard she is.
by Longshot Lar March 06, 2012
Can't we stop for a minute and plan our future? All you ever want to do is have sex, you FUCK-TARD !
by Kevin S. McKay December 14, 2007
A Van, usually White, with "scope" written on the side, that carries retarded people round cos they are too retarded to get there themselves
by Robs April 08, 2003
by that_one_yumi_kid November 15, 2005