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fuck tard

1) Fucking retarded
2) One who is fucked up and retarded
Hey shithead! You're fucking cds skip you fucktard
by Pixie August 2, 2003
mugGet the fuck tardmug.

e-tarded

e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.

1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.

Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.
by zenbeer March 11, 2007
mugGet the e-tardedmug.

RE-tard

(R)eply (E)veryone (tard)

Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all."
I can't stand it when a new system rolls out at my job. My AVP boss always spams her stupid questions to the whole company like the RE-tard she is.
by Longshot Lar June 13, 2012
mugGet the RE-tardmug.

Rock-tard

any loser who thinks they are a rock star just because they think they are good at guitar hero or rock band
Ted:Hey, I just beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert, I am awesome hax0r

Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar

Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars

Ben:STFU Rock-tard
by Pitt5truct0r March 1, 2008
mugGet the Rock-tardmug.

fuck-tard

Someone who thinks about sex to the point of losing credibility on any other subject.
Can't we stop for a minute and plan our future? All you ever want to do is have sex, you FUCK-TARD !
by Kevin S. McKay January 6, 2008
mugGet the fuck-tardmug.

tard cart

A Van, usually White, with "scope" written on the side, that carries retarded people round cos they are too retarded to get there themselves
look.....a tard cart....full of retards
by Robs April 8, 2003
mugGet the tard cartmug.

z-tard

Retarded person on the internet who spams you with the entire alphabet, either correct or not, ending it with Z.
It can also refer to people who mis-spell almost every word or every other word and add or replace a letter with Z for no apparent reason. Most of these people can be found on common sites like Myspace, Gaiaonline, Youtube, or any other large site that can show local text by the public.
Most are doing it just to annoy you.
Others are just that stupid.
Today, I was going on Myspace to check my messages when I found the most ridiculous Z-tard that I almost commited genocide.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the z-tardmug.

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