K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.

anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

tard & feathered

Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
or
A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.

Guilty Man in Feudal Europe: For the love of Christ this tar is hot, keep that roster away from me!
or
Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!

by Bubble August 15, 2006

Fuck Tard

A useless dumb ass the most retardest person, a HUGE ASS WHORE,one who dates too many people

Mariah is such a damn fuck tard!

by knatcid12365 August 13, 2008

g tard

A guy who knows nothing about sex with a woman. A guy with no sex technique.

The guy couldn't even find her g spot. What a g tard!

by Alan Michael Alan September 4, 2008

Homo Tard

They're not just super gay or retarted, they're both.
Homosexual + Retard = Homo Tard

God my mother is such a fucking homo tard!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

e-tarded

e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.

1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.

Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.

That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.

by zenbeer March 11, 2007

fuck tard

1) Fucking retarded
2) One who is fucked up and retarded

Hey shithead! You're fucking cds skip you fucktard

by Pixie August 2, 2003