eating grapes under the table

good luck for new years

"y'all eating grapes under the table?"

by theycmlonaa December 27, 2024

Table Abuser

A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter

Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.

by Rufus Redneck August 1, 2020

table

A British person.

A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)

Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.

EXAMPLE 1:

Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*

-A Little Sketchy Episode 12

EXAMPLE 2:

British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"

EXAMPLE 3:

British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"

by ThePlaidLad May 5, 2024

smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.

Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!

by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 25, 2009

Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction

They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss

by PoolWizard July 10, 2023