Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day

ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale

by Newtoschool May 31, 2013

Swag Fag

a person who always wears joggers, skinny jeans, Jordan's, young and reckless, diamond co. and thinks their supperior then everyone and likes to talk shit to people who don't wear fuckboy clothing and says "bruh" 24/7 like an idiot.

Swag fag

by Pharaoh187 November 8, 2015

Swag Mode

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach really fucking hard

"Damn, I just went swag mode on the local Walmart employee with 8 jobs."

by frequent gamer shot collector January 1, 2021

Swag Delight

Having Swag Delight is when you've got the Swag but you're totally chilled about it.

"Bro! You're the person with the most Swag I know!"
"Nah bro, not a big deal."
"Dude, he's got the Swag delight!"

by bennjoYo September 4, 2016

swag shag

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.

Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay

by charliemofo August 30, 2014

Swag Thursday

A day where you celebrate Swag, but can only be Thursday.

"Why are you so hyped up?" "Its Swag Thursday motherfucka!";

by Ace326 February 16, 2012

European Swag

an undifinable type of swagger; you have it or you don't its that simple

European swag I don't know what it is but I've got a lot of it!

by Purplecat101997 December 1, 2011