student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

studeraber

A rude, yet funny nickname for someone with the name of Studer

Hey what's studeraber doin I wonder?

by lexie dragon January 22, 2014

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014

Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015

stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck

You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....

by Jonakin September 3, 2016

stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

Stud Dirt

Attractive man-sweat.

Close female friend at gym: Yo, dude, you're rank. Go shower off that stud dirt.

by FARTBOXSKUNK December 25, 2016