A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.
“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”
by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

by BlurrMag June 22, 2018

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.
by captaincrunk April 3, 2020

to bust a nut in one’s own palm before slapping someone(person they don’t like, douchebag, asshole, etc.) across the face
by glucko December 2, 2023

by coolmandan November 27, 2024
