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Euro Song Cringe

The increasingly prevalent phenomenon observed annually during the Eurovision Song Contest, characterized by an exquisite blend of baffling sartorial choices, questionable vocal performances, and lyrical masterpieces that defy all known laws of artistic merit. Often results in involuntary shudders, a profound appreciation for musical silence, and a sudden, inexplicable urge to move to a remote island with no internet access. Not to be confused with "camp" or "ironic enjoyment," as Eurovision Song Cringe is typically experienced despite one's best efforts to remain entertained.
- WTF was that?, My ears are bleeding. It gave me Euro Song Cringe.
by Mvina May 22, 2025
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DOG SONG

an song made of dogs.... if that wasn't obvious.
an song that only plays in under tale if,
A) you die to sans if you use mercy

B) you attempt to get the orb but the white toby DOGE consumes the orb, making it DOGE residence
by someone else thats not u February 8, 2021
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Thong song

A song in which gay men make right before they fuck passionately and Intensely. The love making is so sweet and savory
I love making thong songs before I get pounded
by Dale dobback January 11, 2025
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What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu

What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu
What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.
We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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cpr songs

songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march
timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf

jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea
by raybeez April 22, 2022
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Have you got another song?

Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!
The pope: parp!

Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?
by Moojhab o’Kool July 7, 2025
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