clean skeet

When you nut in the toilet, trash can, or any other object or thing and don’t need to clean it up

This time is gonna be a clean skeet because I don’t have time to clean up

by Tooth Brain March 3, 2019

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

Skeet Juice

Slang word for Semen. Word was used in the streets, for years, but was made popular in the hip hop song titled, "Aww Skeet Skeet"

I pulled it out, then i bust my skeet juice, on her back.

by HeadMoeLotti May 15, 2022

Skeet

To get somewhere quickly; to run/skate to another place quickly

Can also mean to ejaculate, but literally no one uses it like that

Person 1: Hey, where is Bill?
Person 2: He is skeeting over now.
Bill: *skeets over*

by whatelsedoy0uw4ntfr0mm3 April 6, 2019

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

Skeet/skeeta

In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.

Aka a “skeeta scratcher”

Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s

Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”

Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.

Used in sentance:

Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!

Martin is a skeet/skeeta dj. Skeet means a dodgy self named DJ

by Dj rebellion April 10, 2023

beyound skeeted

when you're higher than yeet that yeeted so it has to be a skeet that skeeted.

Tom said "I'm beyound skeeted!" , as he took a long hit off the joint

by Theunknownhbm September 12, 2020