Southampton St Rodeo

When you wake up a person from a narcotics overdose that becomes combative and you jump on their back and go for a ride as long as you can

"Hey, did you hear Katie did a Southampton St Rodeo the other night? She held on for 17 seconds!"

"Wow, that beats Bobby's old record by 6 seconds!"

by Ronald Ulysses Swanson Esq. February 19, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!

This phrase originated from a youtube video about scambaiting a Indian scammer, by the youtuber Kitboga.
Its usually used to make fun of Indians and thier accent.

person 1 :"Guys dis chair is so com-for-table" in a Indian accent
person 2: "com-for-table? Do You also want butter chickin? WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!" all in a Indian accent

by Mename2.0 March 11, 2025

Chef Fuckboy-rdee

A Self-taught adult - often a bachelor- learning to cook later in life. Marked by clumsy technique, minimal skills, and maximum YouTube reliance. Known for treating every semi-edible dish like a personal triumph. The guy that realizes instant ramen isn't a real meal and UberEats is getting expensive. Now he is cooking like his life depends on it... because.. you know... it does. Zero training, plenty of enthusiasm, and wayyyyy too many cooking gadgets that he may never even use. A culinary glow up in progress. See also "King of the Burnt Pancake." For a feminine term, please see "Chef Hot Messica"

"Bro made one oily ass chicken stir-fry and called himself Chef fuckboy-rdee

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.

Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.

by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025

...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!

by bitchuck September 11, 2025

This ain't my first rodeo

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.

When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat

by Buddahsquirtmiester September 25, 2022