Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.

yer a retarded unicorn.

by Scene girl. November 12, 2010

retard check

A raid or instance boss or aspect of an encounter in World of Warcraft that is defined by the ability of group members to accomplish a simple task.

When the words "Do not move" appear in the middle of your screen while fighting the Shade of Aran and you continue to move, you have failed the retard check by killing your group members.

by Dexaw April 24, 2008

get retarded

To be come extremely inebriated, to the point of not having cognative ability or function.

I got a sack of good weed, lets get retarded.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Retards of America

Retards of America or RoA for short. A group of people that my friends and I founded. It is just a group or for you nerds out there a clan. However, you must be an idiot or one of many things to be an RoA member.

Examples for Retards of America member ship

I like pie won't you join?
Whats laid mean? I think its a candy bar.
Does Donner or Blitzen not carry Santas cookies?
And the dogs shot the cats listening to Charmillionair.
Including anthing stupid you can come up with.
And the folowing TV shows...
Family Guy
Jackass
Viva La Bam
The Andy Milunokus Show
The Simpsons
And many others like it.

by shoosnifr May 12, 2006

retarded faggot

A guy named SDP-_- on PlayStation. The very best around

"Man, he's such a retarded faggot."

by My awhile is gay a f November 30, 2017

musically retarded

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!

my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.

by y2c June 15, 2009

retard chewbacca

1)What Larry the Cable Guy called Everet in the Delta Farce.

2)What US army snipers look like in the field

1)Larry-"Everett, what is that?" Everett-"This is my sniper suit!" Larry-"We werent issued any sniper gear." Everett-"I brought it from home." Larry-"You look like a retard chewbacca.

2)Iraqy insergion 1-"I see a sniper!" Iraqy Insergion 2-He looks like a retard chewbacca!"

by Brandon E. February 29, 2008