old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.

Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops

by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014

Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump

After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.

by Dr4v4n October 1, 2013

lying on poop

Aka lop

When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.

Kayla: three of my friends got pregnant today because of reasons.

Michael: your school be lop so much.

Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.

by I can't Ainsley Harriot June 11, 2016

poop debt

When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.

Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon

by degeneyah October 31, 2022

Poop Draft

The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.

Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?

Yea, I almost passed the fug out.

by ShawnDiesel October 18, 2010

Poop pimento

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.

That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.

by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019